FAIL Dora the Explorer

Dora the Explorer: Dora Saves the Mermaids:  Er... I guess this would be a win if you were 4, but it is a real FAIL in my opinion. The whole show is first of all ruined by the title, and secondly, Its a whole hour of you having to...

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FAIL Albert

Fat Albert This guy was kinda creepy. I used to have nightmares about him coming out of the TV and squashing me with his fatness. That does sound weird, but I really had that dream. I have also watched only 3 episodes, and I...

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FAIL Shrinky Dinks

Creativity for Kids Shrinky Dink Deluxe Grant Fitzsimmons, with a FAIL-A-PALOOZA to make up for lost time. Be sure to check for 3 new fails for the rest of the week, every day! Starting today, ending at August 5, we will have 3 fails...

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WIN Games... AGAIN?

Create A CREATE-ive game for future designers, with patterns, shapes, and worlds to explore. As an artist myself, I would say any game with visual arts is a WIN in my book.  Check out our Facebook today: Click HERE...

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WIN Xbox Game

Portal 2 A great game, for physics and learning too! Not just a Call of Duty type game, but an educational one too! With the value of memory, aim, and more. This is a definite WIN! The best Xbox 360 game ever!! By the way, check...

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WIN or FAIL Winnie the Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh [Blu-ray] A wonderful kids movie, filled with adventure, laughs, and fun for the family. A 1 hour, 10 minute movie with not much suspense, but more comedy for the younger ones, and if you look closely, some for the...

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FAIL Elmo Tickle Gloves

Fisher-Price Elmo's Tickle HandsA new line of toys from Elmo lead to bad ideas, TICKLE HANDS. What do they mean? What are these even needed for? This comes in the hand series with Elmo Hand Puppet. These are bad hand toys intended for toddlers....

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WIN Club Penguin

JAKKS CLUB PENGUIN AIR HOCKEYGrant Fitzsimmons, with the one per post error off the fritz! We are back to double reviews! So, Club Penguin is a good game in whole, and got better with 'promo-codes" like poptropica. Actually this featured promo-codes...

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FAIL Poop Gag

Poop Bank Gives Bank Deposit a Whole New MeaningFAIL in the title! What has happened? Who got this idea? Immature little monkeys? The guy who made LEGO and commitied suicide? The creeps that wrote those "I'm scared of the potty, Mommy!' books?...

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UPDATE 7/24/11

UPDATE AT 12:00 PM JULY 24 2011 ON MR. POTATO HEAD STA...

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FAIL Book

Potty Time with Elmo (Liittle Sound Book)What is Elmo doing to that bear? He actually looks like he is shoving it down the toilet... well... no matter. Hello, this is Grant Fitzsimmons with one of the worst books ever intended for...

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WIN Book

Chasing Lincoln's KillerA WIN for all of you readers who want to know about Lincolns death. A heart racing tale about Booth and his journey to escape Ford Theater and claim his win to the slave owners. Booth really finds a way to team...

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WIN Games (Part 3 of 3)

Hedbanz GameWho thought this was a WIN? I did! The point of this game is to guess what is on your forehead. Well, I guess you can say it could be a FAIL, depending on what your friends say is on their card. This has been Grant Fitzsimmons,...

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WIN Poptropicans

Poptropica 6 Inch Action Figure Shark BoyWell, Poptropica asks to be BACK in the game, with some WIN toys. For starters, they have plush, 3 inch figures and 6 inch figures. Will they REALLY get anywhere with that? They also come with a code...

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WIN Randoms

Yodelling Yodel Pickle TOY Novelty Retro Gag GiftPossibly the most random item EVER sold, the yodeling pickle... What? Well, I would say there may be a weirder one...This has been Grant Fitzsimmons, Singing off. (See what I did there?)But one...

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FAIL Candy... AGAIN?

Scorpion Suckers Assorted Lollipops (Pack of 36)Hello everyone. Today we have some of the grossest candy EVER... Scorpion suckers. Now would you want to SUCK on this? GROSS! I personally have not tried one, but they do come in a variety of...

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WIN Games (Part 2 of 3)

MONOPOLY RevolutionA twist on the classic game of MONOPOLY, and a good one too. MONOPOLY is a definite WIN. One of the oldest board games being MADE. Twists on the game make it editable, such as the pick your theme option on MONOPOLY Streets:...

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WIN Games (Part 1 of 3)

Game of LifeThis is a classic, The Game of Life. With almost as many remakes as monopoly, it is an amazing and hour long game of suspence. Will I win? Did I just buy House insurance while taking my twins to the vet to get...

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FAIL Candy (Part 3 of 3)

M&MS at the Movies Candy Dispenser Collectible FunWell, another toy ruined by a weird-o designer. They are EATING THEMSELVES. What are those? The BABIES of the M & M World? Well, there is more M & M jokes on almost everything they sponsor....

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FAIL Candy (Part 2 of 3)

YummyEarth Organic Lollipops, Assorted Flavors, 30-Ounce ContainerWHAT? No ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS! Seriously? What kids would want to eat the dirt? This is like eating veggies.... but WORSE!! You cannot believe how bad these...

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FAIL Candy (Part 1 of 3)

Candy CigarettesI mean REALLY? What was going on inside these people's heads when they thought of THIS? It comes with a cigarette box, a real, authentic box!? It was intended to be used by CHILDREN!? As the box said, even kids could get...

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WIN or FAIL Phone?

HTC EVO 3D 4G Android PhoneA definite WIN taking in the 3DS's glory, and I plan on doing a review on that too, but for now, I am sticking to these phones. As Apple trys to get in the lead, this phone will keep them ahead for probably a whole year. Comment if 3D for a phone is a WIN or a FAIL?...

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FAIL Mr. Potato Head Burger King Toys

Mr. Potato Head Vintage Burger King Toys! 1998!Hello! This is Grant Fitzsimmons with an exclusive for mrpotatohead.net, one of the TOP Mr. Potato Head resources. Well, they had some FAILED ads too... Check out the strange and wonderful world...

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FAIL Cards

100 Assorted Pokemon Trading Cards with Bonus Free 6 Bonus Promo FoilsA nice pack of cards, but I am not a Pokemon player, but I give it a...Grant Fitzsimmons: 2 starsMason Winter (NitroThunder) : 3 starsCarter Fitzsimmons: 1 starWhat do YOU...

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WIN Movie

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - Part 2This review was done by Mason Winter at NitroThunderA five star movie, the best movie ever seen. You should definitively watch it, or order it from Netflix. The most suspenseful movie of the 2011 year.  Buy your tickets today, before...

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FAIL Movie

RangoA nice movie, but a definite FAIL. A loss of suspense for half the whole movie. I would rate it a 2 star movie, with a lost plot for half of it, but I understand there sense of humor, which did seem weak. Maybe, I can say the...

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WIN Apple Toys

                                   Apple iPad 2 A great product for little kids and adults. You can use it for work and lots of games and lots of  apps to choose from. You can go anywhere from All apps,...

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WIN Helping Toys

Fisher-Price Drillin' Action Tool SetWell, all dads are wishing there toddlers are going to grow up like them, and now they can with the Action Tool Set. Only 13.99, and with that price, it is a lot less than a REAL set of tools, (and your...

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FAIL Baby Toys are BACK

         Hasbro Playskool Charlie Coal The Talking GrillHello guys! As you might know, I have reviewed Baby Toys in the past, but these are worse! Introducing the "tell-your-kids-to-touch-cooking-equipment-toy"!...

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FAIL Baby Toys

Playskool Lullaby Gloworm Boy A nice lullaby glowworm for, well, not so good. Are they TRYING to freak out the little kids. And look at the shape... This is a recommend for Playskool FAIL collecters. A nice $2.94 price though. It...

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WIN Toys

Razor E200 Eletric ScooterA definite "get-for-christmas-or-birthday" gift. With the 2nd most powerful Razor Scooter speed, this would be reconized any day. It comes with a clean green look on it. A gift to get for a Grandson or kid. But remember to get a helmet with it!Razor E125 Eletric ScooterA safer...

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FAIL Toys

Spudbob SquarepantsMr. Potato Heads have grown in value, actually over $40 dollars in the past 50 years! As eBay continues to grow, rapid changes in the price of Mr. Potato Head happen. And for the first segment, I am going to do these once a week, a FAILED Toy design. Look at the one to the left....

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